On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, "Today I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a life span of 50 years."
The cow objected, "What? This kind of a tough life you want me to live for 50 years? Let me have 20 years, and the 30 years I'll give back to you." So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, "You are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house. Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them! I'll give a life span of 20 years."
The dog objected, "What? All day long to sit by the door? No way! I give you back my other 10 years of life!" So God agreed.
On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey, "Monkeys have to entertain people. You've got to make them laugh and do monkey tricks. I'll give you 20 years life span."
The monkey objected. "What? Make them laugh? Do monkey faces and tricks? Ten years will do, and the other 10 years I'll give you back." So God agreed.
On the fourth day, God created man and said to him, "Your job is to sleep, eat, and play. You will enjoy very much in your life. All you need to do is to enjoy and do nothing. This kind of life, I'll give you a 20 year life span."
The man objected. "What? Such a good life! Eat, play, sleep, do nothing? Enjoy the best and you expect me to live only for 20 years? No way, man!....Why don't we make a deal? Since the cow gave you back 30 years, and the dog gave you back 10 years and the monkey gave you back 10 years, I will take them from you! That makes my life span 70 years, right?" So God agreed.
AND THAT'S WHY.... In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do nothing much. For the next 30 years, we work all day long, suffer and get to support the family. For the next 10 years, we entertain our grandchildren by making monkey faces and monkey tricks. And for the last 10 years, we stay at home, sit by the front door and bark at people! :-)
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A Multi conceptual site ............
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
HOW A SON THINKS OF HIS DADDY AT DIFFERENT AGES………….
.At 4 Years
My daddy is great.
My daddy is great.
At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.
My daddy knows everybody.
At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered
My daddy is good but is short tempered
At 12 Years
My daddy was very nice to me when I was young.
My daddy was very nice to me when I was young.
At 14 Years
My daddy is getting fastidious.
At 16 Years
My daddy is not in line with the current times.
My daddy is not in line with the current times.
At 18 Years
My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.
My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.
At 20 Years
Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mother puts up
With him.
Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mother puts up
With him.
At 25 Years
Daddy is objecting to everything.
Daddy is objecting to everything.
At 30 Years
It’s becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my father
When I was young.
It’s becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my father
When I was young.
At 40 Years
Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same.
Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same.
At 45 Years
I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.
I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.
At 50 Years
My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am unable to manage
A Single son.
My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am unable to manage
A Single son.
At 55 Years
My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. He is
One Of his kind and unique.
My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. He is
One Of his kind and unique.
At 60 Years
My daddy is great.
My daddy is great.
Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st. Stage.
Realize the true value of your parents before its too late & try to prove that the above post is wrong
Realize the true value of your parents before its too late & try to prove that the above post is wrong
top22 things of an indian after returning from US
22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn’t need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says ‘Excuse me’.
17. Says “Hey” instead of “Hi”.
Says “Yogurt” instead says “Curds”.
Says “Cab” instead of “Taxi”.
Says “Candy” instead of “Chocolate”.
Says “Cookie” instead of “Biscuit”.
Says ” Free Way ” instead of “Highway”.
Says “got to go” instead of “Have to go”.
Says “Oh” instead of “Zero”, (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
17. Says “Hey” instead of “Hi”.
Says “Yogurt” instead says “Curds”.
Says “Cab” instead of “Taxi”.
Says “Candy” instead of “Chocolate”.
Says “Cookie” instead of “Biscuit”.
Says ” Free Way ” instead of “Highway”.
Says “got to go” instead of “Have to go”.
Says “Oh” instead of “Zero”, (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn’t forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats “Zee” several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says “Oh! British Style!!!!”
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about “Jet Lag”.
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink “Diet Coke”, instead of Normal Coke.
6.. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces “schedule” as “skejule”, and “module” as “mojule”.
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
Few more important
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one : 1.. Tries to begin conversation with “In US ….” or “When I was in US…”
hmm ! funny indians !
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Monday, January 3, 2011
girls !
*~Type Of Girls~* !
HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS:
she forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS:
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access
SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She make horrible thing look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall
her you will lose something, if don't try uninstall her you will
lose everything...
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HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS:
she forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS:
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS:
Difficult to access
SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She make horrible thing look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall
her you will lose something, if don't try uninstall her you will
lose everything...
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Thursday, December 30, 2010
My new year resolutions
OO ! Just felt last year like a day . Last year was good though there were no much colleges . The year was irregular! The final year of our graduation is such that i started studying for exams and many of my friends also did study . 2010 completed while i was thinking that next year we will be thrown out of our college by next year. There are many things to say but i would be responsible for not giving the importance to my title " my new year resolutions"
New year resolutions though are very tough to follow ( i just followed my resolutions for one day but i will try to follow every year by heart) ! now coming to this year my resolutions are
*i would start going to Jim because people say that it improves physical as will as mental condition *i will start to think about my career. i think this year is the time to get a nice job ( it would be very tough to follow this resolution but lets see ...)
*finally my last resolution is never smoke because "it is like burning our pockets for burning our lungs" .
*finally my last resolution is never smoke because "it is like burning our pockets for burning our lungs" .
hmm ! lets hope that the new year will be as colourful as last year ..
Wish u a very very happy new year from bottom of my heart
urs
Varun
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Story of narcissus
The author knew the legend of narcissus, a youth who knelt daily beside a lake to contemplate his own beauty. He was so facinated by himself that morning he fell into the lake and droned. At the spot were he fell, a flower was born which was called the narciussus
but this was not how the authour ended the story.
he said that when narcissus died, the goddesses of the forest appeared and found the lake of salty teares
"why did you weep ?" the goddesses asked.
"i was for narcissus" the lake replied.
"ah! it is no surprise that you weep for narcissus," they said "for though he always pursued him in the forest you alone could contemplate his beauty close by hand".
"but ........ was narcissus beatiful?" the lake asked.
"who better then you to know that ?' The goddesses said in wonder. "after all,it was by your banks that he knelt each day to contemplate himself".
the lake was silent for some time finally, it said "i weep for narcissus. But i never noticed that narcissus was beautiful. i weep because, each time he knelt beside my banks. i could see, in the depths of his eyes, my ownbeauty reflected"'
wow ! how wonderful the author described the story ....
This story is taken from the book "alchemist" which is written by paulo coelho . this book is ideal when compared to another . you will start thinking about urself ... try it for the freshness.....
-- urs
Varun
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The author knew the legend of narcissus, a youth who knelt daily beside a lake to contemplate his own beauty. He was so facinated by himself that morning he fell into the lake and droned. At the spot were he fell, a flower was born which was called the narciussus
but this was not how the authour ended the story.
he said that when narcissus died, the goddesses of the forest appeared and found the lake of salty teares
"why did you weep ?" the goddesses asked.
"i was for narcissus" the lake replied.
"ah! it is no surprise that you weep for narcissus," they said "for though he always pursued him in the forest you alone could contemplate his beauty close by hand".
"but ........ was narcissus beatiful?" the lake asked.
"who better then you to know that ?' The goddesses said in wonder. "after all,it was by your banks that he knelt each day to contemplate himself".
the lake was silent for some time finally, it said "i weep for narcissus. But i never noticed that narcissus was beautiful. i weep because, each time he knelt beside my banks. i could see, in the depths of his eyes, my ownbeauty reflected"'
wow ! how wonderful the author described the story ....
This story is taken from the book "alchemist" which is written by paulo coelho . this book is ideal when compared to another . you will start thinking about urself ... try it for the freshness.....
-- urs
Varun
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