Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage



Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.



Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.


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                                                                                                                          --Varun
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